Reintoxication! Forgone hotboxing after approximately 80,000 metric bong hits over 16 years; that together with an aggressive organic diet has me losing weight precipitously as my body eagerly eats itself at the astonishing rate of a pound a day. I must be delicious. Fat cells retain THC, so I am still high all the time.

The appetite crash could be an indication that I still reside in the Mixed States, although my mood remains inarguably depressed. Losing 89 pounds by Halloween should be marvelous for my knees, self-esteem, and Unabomber costume.



Ukiyo-e (woodblock prints) depicting female guardians of Chiyoda Palace armed with naginata covering the retreat from a burning castle; Toyohara Chikanobu, 1896.