You know if the consistency on your cupcake was sloppy, I'm pretty sure the rest of the topping was too.

Its insanely hard to make a perfect and imperfect batch of topping in one bowl.

Your 0-60 magical thinking needs some addressing though hey? You've got some creative arithmetic going on eg. Sloppy cupcakes = Step Daughter doesn't care about me.

Hope you don't take this the wrong way, but it reminds me of a very childlike response...

Me "Jordan you have to come inside now, play time is over"

Jordan "I don't want to, you're ruining my life because now I have to come in before everyone else!"

Might be something you want to look at, especially if you fear these daughters are lacking respect for you, they might have simply emotionally outgrown you.