Hey, why not get upset at inanimate objects? Their feelings can't get hurt! I named the snack machine at work, "Huge Hugo" and gave it an "ugly" personality so I could stay away from it easier :-) The hose, obviously, deliberately, with malice aforethought landed the way it did to soak you! :-) If the anger and frustration has to come out, might has well have it come out at small frustrations rather than at work in some idiot-bystander, customer's face?