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Old Aug 08, 2017, 06:28 PM
yagr yagr is offline
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Originally Posted by iPhone View Post
Please don't ask me why I'm short, quiet, or walk the way I do.
Why are you so short?
It makes it easier to hit you in the privates.

Why are you so quiet?
I'm setting an example for you.

Why do you walk the way you do?
Well...I'm a guy, if they asked me I'd probably tell them it's because my package is so big.

But then, I'm a smart-aleck.
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