I'm psyched. I saw a total eclipse when I was 9, many partial solar and lunar eclipses since then, and a super blood moon two years ago. I'm all over it.

Millions of others have the same idea. That's the latest estimate of how many eclipse tourists our state is gonna host in 12 days. I'm a clever planner, though. I've researched weather, roads, topography, celestial maps, a photographer's emphemeris, locals' advice, cops, nearby industry, drive times, park and forest rangers, and I'm gradually training myself to wake up at 1-2 AM so I can drive the four hours to my top 3 viewing spots in peace. Even if I don't make it, every mile I get closer on my route yields me a better view. If it's overcast, I'm still going.

Astronomical events are the greatest show on Earth, literally and figuratively, and they're free. I pity those who don't feel the rush.