First off......you post did bring a smile to a tired soul. More than anything because I had a similar experience with a garden hose, a faucet and a nozzle little over a week ago. While I didn't have to "thaw" here in my tropical paradise cold water at 50 degrees is still cold water.

I have to agree with Perna, it's good you were able to vent on an inanimate object. It was probably more frustration than actual anger. But I'm sure at the time all rationalization aside it was pure unadulterated anger.

I do hope your blood pressure is now back to normal. And thanks again for the good belly laugh.

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