Yeah my story consisted of a few different things all in succession after the other.. first thought I was the last prophet sent to save the lost, thank God I learnt from the last time and didn't believe I was Jesus. But surprisingly I convinced a few "normal" people that I really was a prophet. I often think back on how the hell I did that. Anyways I later believed I was telepathically linked to a bunch of girls who where commanding me do and steal things. And let's just say that landed me in a world of chaos jail, hospital etc. I guess the humor behind it all is when I tell people what happened they always laughed. I sometimes laugh about it too but overall it wasn't really funny going through it all. But I said tell your best story not funniest just putting that out there. Thanks for all the responses anyways just going hell and trying to distract myself with posts...