Red flags:

1. Overly perky office decor:
Every
Cloud
Has a
Silver
Lining
2. If they talk about themselves and I haven't asked.
3. Refuses to adjust volume or speech to accommodate my hearing.
4. Thinks they were destined to be a therapist.
5. Wants to be called doctor when they have a PhD.
6. Makes excuses for Smaug.

Info and 1-3 managed not to violate any of those. DBC and CW did. So did Silver Lining and 4(a).