Hey Sky, BOY your mother-in-law. Mine is pretty nice. I think, though, that she thinks I don't work very hard and I haven't given her any grandchildren, so I'm certainly not the favorite daughter-in-law! Although, at one gathering, she was rather impressed with my potato-peeling skills! Yay!

I told my mother that I think my mother-in-law likes THE FAMILY I COME FROM better than she likes ME personally. My mother pointed out I'm not so bad. We started listing things like:
A: Never been in jail.
B: Not currently "wanted" in this state or any other.
C: Don't have a tattoo or at least don't have one in a private place and show it off!

Now, all you tattoo-wearers, don't be offended. I was just kidding around.