To be honest, there's a woman I see for bum sex a lot who isn't anything like the monsters I've been meeting. I'm just going to stick to her. She's nice and texts me when she's available, isn't nasty, or a lying idiot, and those mistresses were slagging me off on Twitter, with the owner of the place calling me stuff like 'ham actor' and that was not cool. I'm not really keen on these type of women anyway. I'd rather meet one more there in the head.