Ah, if only we could all be so laid-back!

I picture her, not as a therapist, but some sort of life mentor living in a yurt on the Oregon coast. I'd take a 6 month vacation and learn the art of chillaxing as we forage for wild mushrooms.

"You've got to be the spore, man."

Haha. No.

I don't know that she's lazy, but It doesn't sound like you and she are a very good fit, either.