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Old Dec 29, 2007, 05:55 PM
pinksoil
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Sunny, yours is hysterical!! Both of you saying, "No-- I don't want to have a session with him-- you go!!" HAHAHAHA

I have mentioned a few of mine on here before.

One time I was wearing an outift with a sort of long shirt and a belt over the shirt. When the session was over, I stood up and the belt completely fell off. I was so embarrassed that he thought I was trying to disrobe or something, lol.

One time I couldn't get out of the room!!! The doorknob was stuck or something and I'm standing there turning it and fiddling with it and it wouldn't open! I started getting really hot and anxious and finally the door opened after what seemed like years!

Then there was the unforgettable time very early in our therapy sessions when T and I were talking about something and it was something I wished I could just make disappear. He said, "You can't put a bandaid on it, so what should we do?" And I promptly replied, "Go to bed." LOL I meant that I should go to sleep so that I could forget about the problem. To make matters worse, I tried to fix this by saying, "Um, I mean.... not go to bed together..... you know, like take naps... separate naps of course....." And he was just looking at me, so amused.

And nothing beats my fall down the stairs. He didn't see it. He had already closed the door and I was leaving. I was walking down the stairs and all of a sudden-- CRASH!!! There was no way he could have not heard it. I was dying. I got up and BOOKED outta there before he could come out and say, "What happened???" The next day I was bruised and in pain. I never did tell him about that.

One time in the city office were were in the middle of deep conversation and a mouse ran straight across the room. I literally jumped out of my chair.

Oh and today was pretty funny. See, when we were in the original office in the city, we were on the 4th floor and whenever things would get difficult I would joke and say, "I'm goin' out the window!!" Well now we are in the office in the suburbs on the 1st floor. So today things got difficult and I said, "I'm jumpin' out the window!!" And I then I turn around to look out the window for the 1st time and said, "...........into a pile of sticks, apparently!" LOL and we both just started laughing.