Help? HELP? Let me release MY biggest ANGER ISSUE, what?

The answer, put simply for those so-minded, was and is, “no.”

But, it seems, so many rushed to a diagnosis that mirrored their own: so much more pleasant to be part of group-think, righto?

Now I am, by nature, a right basterd, but attempting to broaden our numbers by analysing - or even suggesting possible mental and physical defects - a 17-year-old horny male virgin? That’s VILE (and, let’s play Scrabble) and EVIL.