Conversation with my mom about the dog we're getting.
Me: So, we're getting a dog!
Mom: Why?
Me: Um, because we want one?
Mom: Where will you keep it?
Me: Uh, in the house?
Mom: But what about at night? Will it just be wandering into D's room?
Me: Well, at night she'll mostly be sleeping. But she'll also be in a crate. She's crate trained. And housebroken.
Mom: ...
Me: We'll lock her in a room if you visit.
I then go on to tell the story about how we met her. Pretty sure my mom didn't care...