Info complained I wasn't "giving her a fair shot" because I didn't tell her something. I snapped at her that we didn't yet have the kind of relationship where she could complain about that, plus if she had complaints about that she could blame Smaug inter alia [=among others, as we do not speak Latin on this site].

She took that well. And then she suggested I take dance lessons, I told her I was taking ballet classes soon, she said if there was a recital she would come to it.

Ugh. No.