Oh my gawd, that was exactly what I thought as well? She went on about the cream something something while I just stared at her.

See that's why I wanted to combine it with our voodoo doll business -- we would have not just Info but many of your other therapists too?

Current T will sadly not be there. She may though be useful in giving me perfectly useless information -- it seems the tennis club close to where I'm moving to has something called paddle tennis (I don't play tennis, paddle or otherwise -- she does). She enlightened me that it's apparently a Northeast invention and so not usually found in these parts.

ETA: Does a heavily hirsute hipster Jake Gyllenhall look-alike also show up on everyone else's PC ad banner asking "Are you depressed?". Just wondering how much effort is going into ad customization these days.