No, never had a cold. Never had the flu, I guess. What I described as ‘flu’ was a stomach virus, I think. I ate what I pleased until I was diagnosed with diabetes. I ran when I had legs. Lucky? I dunno - I’ve all these other genetic diseases!

No, I meant nostril. No cartilage there! Both of my ear piercings are high cartilage - no lobe at all.

My experience with ‘clitoral’ piercing is that it’s ALWAYS a hood piercing and, yes, it’s arousing, of course it is! But I don't have any hands-on experience with actual clit piercings. Clits are like penises - they vary in size and sensitivity. I’ve had to use magnifiers to find some and some greet you with a handshake. I think that there must be more bundles of nerves there than in any other part of the female body (although sex-legend Sez the **** is a bundle of nerves, too).

So, to close - look into hood piercing, if you like. Ask around. It was very popular decades back. Like Pubic Hair. Although, I’ve been told, Pubic Hair is making a comeback.