Same here on drinking to a stupor the first time I stole a bottle of wine from my parents. They didn't drink, but they stockpiled bottles people gave them to take to dinner parties. Then I used to ride my bike to a store where it was easy to shoplift the flat bottles of MD 20/20. I got those because I could get one in my pants, buy a snack and waddle out of there without the old guy who ran the store even noticing (he wasn't very observant).