ROFLMAO!!!!

Maybe the ad could be like this:

Eu D'Erotic Transference by Pink
Make any therapist reciprocate your feelings or your money back. If you buy within the next sixty seconds, receive a free, I said free, pair of white boxers. But wait! There's more! You will also receive a free fire extinguisher to put out that burning flame (once you're done). Not sold in stores - only on PC.

Oh, McKell, you might as well go ahead and actually light fire to your T's threadbare couch and then pull the fire alarm and run as fast as you can . . . Make sure you run straight to a male T's office so you can start your free trial of Eu D'Erotica right away. Why wait when your suffering and agony can start now?

Oh, and Fluff, about the pry bar, LOL, I am worried that I will attach myself to T's leg and won't be able to let go. I hope his car is roomy enough so I can fit in down by the gas pedal. He's really tall, so it's going to be a tight fit, LOL.

Sister, this thread needs to be voted thread of the year. You're hillarious! And Pink -- thanks for letting us use your material You're adventures are too funny. Thanks all of you so much for brightening my day!