Thanks, but I know what would happen:

1. My new phone would become "dirty" to me (and, as I've said in past posts, if not these ones, dirty doesn't mean exactly what you think of when you think of that word; even "contaminated" isn't the right word)
2. 100%
3. It would be like being stuck in mud, muck and sewage
4. Use it until my room and everything is clean, then get rid of it and buy another (which I don't have the money to do) for after I, myself, am clean
5. Nothing
(No)
I use disinfectant wipes, too, but they won't work in this case. The phone would be as if it were the contamination itself, as if it was part of it, in all of its parts, not just the outside.

Thank you, but there is no helping me until I'm out of this mess.