I rafted and kayaked through the Grand Canyon and I was a professional raft guide for a while on the Arkansas River in CO. I have skied in chest deep powder and skied 30' drops. I have been in 48 states. I have been in my house when a hurricane knocked over a tree that came through the roof.

And one that is pretty unique...
Once my brother and I went hill climbing on a street sweeper (statute of limitations expired long ago)...