One of my favorite past times is to make utterly, embarrassingly redundant and obnoxious code to achieve something stupidly simple, like echo the number 1. Yes, all this will in-fact echo the number 1. lol

while read -r; do echo "$REPLY"; done <<< "$(B=('WHUT(){ (echo $(A=1; echo "$(( ${A/1/1} - 1 + 1 ))" | tr "1" "1")); }; WHUT'); [ 1 -eq 1 ] && { { eval "${B[@]}"; }; })"

Like that. xD Good on you if you can make sense of it; I don't fancy explaining it. lol (using bash, by the way)

Or something like this, which just echos "cow":

WHUT(){ ANIMAL=$( if [ cow == cow ]; then echo cow; else printf "%s\n" "cow"; fi; ); for THING in $ANIMAL; { echo "$THING"; }; }; WHUT

Here's a shorter one which says "Hello, everyone."

B=($(A=(Hello, everyone.); echo "${A[0]} ${A[1]}")); echo "${B[@]}"

That one I can be bothered to explain (hah):

B sets a variable array. Inside that array is another array with command substitution which evaluates to the echoing of two words "Hello," and "everyone."; those words pointlessly individually echoed by variable index, because why not? lol After that, the entire mess is then echod once more, this time echoing the entire array B which contains the now expanded string.

Then there's awk, although I'm not as good with that, but this obnoxious mess will echo 1:

awk 'THING{B=2; C=3; if(B<C && C>B) X=2}; BEGIN{A=X--; printf("%d\n",length(A)); for(I=1;I!=1;I=1) print I; exit}'

You get the idea. xD