I borrowed my mother's car one night when I was in high school. The next afternoon she unloaded on me "I got in my car and the first thing I noticed is it smelled like someone had been smoking. Then I noticed a spill on the carpet and when I leaned over to look close at it, it smelled like beer. And worst of all, when I cranked up the car the radio was turned up too loud and somebody was screaming 'Tie your mother down'"....

true story.