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Old Jan 06, 2008, 12:24 AM
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I had a gastroenterologist tell me that if I didn't have a "Type A" personality, I wouldn't have colitis. He made it sound like an accusation.

I looked at him and said, "Well, you have a Type A personality or you wouldn't have made it through med school and you don't have colitis. Right?"

He turned pink and nodded yes. I walked out of his office and never went back.

Oh, another one told me, "You wouldn't have panic attacks if you just weren't so smart." That one was just sooooo special! I looked her and thought, "They pay you to be this stupid."
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