Quote:
Originally Posted by unaluna
Ahem. This is important valuable knowledge. I wonder what the age is of the people who write books about king phinneus of phoneus and what exactly that phanneus knowledge is used for?
Eta - boy i didnt even know where i was going with that joke! I "crack" myself up!
Eta2 but you are forgiven, since you used my favorite phrase, "amn't i". How did you know? 
|
King Phineus was a prophet blinded by Zeus and plagued by the Harpies for blinding his sons and letting their stepmother kill them.
He was therefore a phoneus, a murderer in Greek.
And Phaneus was one of the names for Apollo, god of prophecy. Which gift Phineus had.
So that joke is a lot smarter than you thought. It’s all in the subtext, you know?
I love saying “amn’t I”! I have since I was two.