Well this ended poorly........

1. Was driven to the ER by SO. Ended up "Happy Shotted"
2. Taken IP where I was actually woken up to be "happy shotted" again
3. Lost my job duh! They had previously taken away all of my off time
4. Found out my outpatient pdoc was my inpatient pdoc. He explained why I couldn't get a hold of him, and that he had fired the receptionist that was the problem child. He assured me I did the right thing by coming. He said I'd probably be going home in a few days.
5. Pdoc had some vacation scheduled. He left other pdocs to look after my case.
6. Even though I was doing better. They kept telling me it would be one more day until they would release me for 5 days, after what my pdoc said was my target date. I started asking for AMA papers, which they refused to give me, or they tried to tell my I didn't understand AMA laws. (Uh yes, I do would you like me to recite the law for you?)
7. Argued with new pdoc. He said I would be going home next week? I said no. He said Friday, then? I said no. He said tomorrow, if you behave. I said no, that what you've been saying for five days. Let's just say I my husband plus me ended up talking to administration. The big problem was that couldn't figure out how to schedule an outpatient appointment with my pdoc, who works there, and was on vacation. () You know he's on vacation right.......They kept reciting regulations. So I recited the human rights regulations they were violating to the administration.
8. I'm home. Jobless. I will be getting a second degree, so that I can work more in the math/computer field, which will be less stress for me. I'm going to try to pick up something part time. I have the math degree. I just need some comp certs.

9. Finally a Diagnosis I was under the impression that schizophrenia and bipolar disorder ruled each other out. One could either have schizoaffective bipolar disorder or bipolar disorder (I or II) with psychotic features. Apparently, my pdoc decided it was Schizophrenia and Bipoloar I, which is apparently possible just not the usual.