Why do I have so much crap? I'm averse to throwing things away but I could have saved myself a ton of work had I gotten rid of a single item at a time! Like even if I ever get this small again, these shorts are not ever coming back in style and I'll be way too old to carry off booty shorts, anyway.

My one bright spot in this dark cloud of cleaning (shudder) is the trip to Goodwill to rehome these clothes. I'm not buying anything I promise!

I'm sorry for spamming couchies!