I was seing a psychistrist, who I didn't particularly like, who worked out of a psych hospital and she had all of these really big locks and bolts on her door. Alarms were always going off when I was there, and staff were always calling different codes & I got pretty good at ignoring them. Until one day, this different alarm sounds and she never blinking gets up and proceeds to lock every lock on her door including this one really big bolt that went into the floor. She comes back sits down and says "you were saying..." I never did find out what the alarm was about.

--splitimage