What is the most shock-worthy or mouth-dropping thing you've said to your T?

What can you just not believe you said?

One of my best is one that is just fresh from this past Saturday.

I said to him:

I've been thinking... if I could only get you to be attracted to me, then I could terminate therapy and my work here would be done!

He then asked about that and I said:

You'd be just another notch on my belt!

Hahahaha, where does this stuff come from?

One of my other famous ones is when I suddenly blurted out:

I hate your stupid wedding ring! I really can't stand looking at it anymore!!

What are some of yours?