While having this intense conversation inside my head as he is encouraging me to TELL HIM something I really don't want to tell him -

He is steadily talking and the part of me in my head is going, "Shut up, can't you see I'm trying to f*cking think here?

So. . .I look up, and homeboy's mouth is hitting the ground.

Oooops. . .I said THAT one out loud.