Hiding out in my room as soon as my family are in the house as I am irritationally angry they even exist.

Chewed my husband out for having the nerve to approach the basement when I was doing laundry. He got equal treatment for trying to feed me today. He sent my youngest child in to my cave with a bag of chocolate. I feel like an enraged grizzly they'll have to feed with a long pole at this rate.

Not exactly a great parenting/partner moment I must say.