I know it sounds stupid, but I did.

earlier in the week, I through a packet of cookies away because I didn't like them, and instantly regreted it.

I came back to my chair and started crying for, wait for it,

for.. " the fate of the cookies"

then started cursing under my breath because I should be eating them, not throwing them away- and they were perfectly good, too (I mean I didn't like them, but they hadn't gone soft or anything)