I agree—hypo fallout:

I bought an extra piano (!!)
I bought a massage chair (expensive!!)
I redecorated my house (it is full of stuff I wish I had never bought)
I bought half-dozen blankets I don’t need
I sprained my back planting all kinds of trees and bushes in hard, rocky clay
I bought patio furniture I didn’t need and haven’t used
Piles of unneeded stuff everywhere in the house
I bought my daughter probably 20 pairs of shoes

Crazy stuff I said showed up on my job review

Thank God I didn’t buy cars.