I am NOT your ****ing maid! I run the kids for you so not to disturb your ****ing schedule. Then you forget stuff & ask me to leave our sleeping 7&9 yr old in bed to ****ing run your smelly **** to you so you can ****ing "play" your game! Key word there is PLAY!
Oh & this morning....he peed the bed...can you fix that before work? I'm not your ****ing maid! Why don't you leave a note on the nightstand for the ****ing maid service & leave me a ****ing tip! Because you treat me like I'm on your ****ing staff!
Your life is ****ing swell!