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Old Nov 04, 2017, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SorryShaped View Post
Have a seat Ms, uh what's your name? I have just reviewed your contract and it seems you qualify for our new Unlimited Free Time Plan. This UFTP gives certain individuals, you in this case, the right to go out and do as you [expletive] well please with whomever you like, but are no longer to be part of this organization. There was to be a severance package but as you violated the contract and used an outside vendor, you no longer qualify for that clause. Note that you will be given 24 hours to vacate the premises, and can find the majority of your property at a donation center to be later divulged. Thank you for your time here with us.


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