I’ve always liked the idea that a woman composed the Odyssey. Preferably Penelope, after Odysseus got home and then trotted off again.

You could ensure a lively session by telling current t she’s just like Scylla.

I have to clean the apartment as my mother is visiting later this week. Instead I am eating chicken cordon bleu mac and cheese from the deli two doors down.

ETA: ooh, and I have cookies. Nobody tell una...