After multiple attempts at naming the couch (including a wind-related one, which I realized was insensitive due to the recent hurricanes, or an E. coli-related one, which can be deadly), we have Couch 157: Fair Value, named for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SFAS_157

My apologies for not going with the emirp...

And I now know entirely too much about the number 157...