Here's a few more...

* You have to WANT to get better before you can actually get better.

* Oh, just chew some gum and try to think "pleasant thoughts".

* Why don't you try wrapping a rubber band around your wrist and just snap it every time you feel depressed. This will distract you and make you instantly forget about your depression (oh yeah, there's a "miracle cure" folks! - not to mention a REALLY sore wrist).

* See that man/woman over there with one eye and no arms. Now don't you feel better/more fortunate?. (Um...sorry but NO I don't.)

Where do they get these???