Today I almost got run over by a bus. The bodywork and wheels passed less than 5 centimeters from my bicycle.

I didn't push forward. Yet you may guess my true feeling at such a moment. If something got me afraid, wasn't dying but living wounded, being as useless as unemployed as I am, I'm no worth for the most basic of health services in this modern world, and this was yet another special opportunity natural selection offered society to purge yet another lazy, pitiful, effort lacking scum from the gene pool. A relief to those hardworking taxpayers (in some years, there'll not even be any public system for such taxes to matter anyways), martyrs of mankind.

I had a laugh, and reminded myself of how often I've been there.