I'm still trying to process MC's epic failure of an analogy/anecdote this morning. I was talking about how I'd want H to initiate physical contact, including propositioning for sex, even if I might reject him. MC opted to compare this to asking his son to go get subs with him and having his son say no, which was OK. Which...yeah, there's so much weirdness going on there that I don't even know where to start.

MC (to his credit???) did realize it and was like, "To clarify, I literally meant asking my son to go get subs with me. I wasn't propositioning him for something else. So...I'm just going to go drive down to the licensing board and turn in my psychology license right now."

Then, later, "I'm concerned that H is now going to use, 'Want a sub?' as a way of propositioning you for something else."

Me to H after we walked out: "I bet you really want a sub for lunch now, eh?"