If you're my spooky wookums (oops, typo) them am I your Jelly Elli roll. Ooh er Mrs, as we brits say. I can see why I may be though. Since my health and exercise regime I'm 5' 2'' of pure muscle and 5 7/8‘‘of impure muscle.

PS yep, I've got small hands.......but 'buns of steel'