Bahaahaa that was fun to read. I really liked the idea of flipping the tables on my T and asking her how something makes her feel or taking notes and muttering interesting. Also bringing a list of things I don't want to talk about or accusing my pdoc of making Freudian slips. Hilarious.

One really good way to get on a T's nerves is to speak too softly for them to clearly hear you. I don't do this intentionally, but oftentimes my T has to ask me several times what I've said.