"I would be happy to calmly sit with you while you puke and let you know that things will be OK. That is, as long as you puke within the specified hour during which you have your therapy session. Should you get food poisoning and have a high fever, simultaneous projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea outside of your session time, please use your coping skills and write down how it felt to be at death's door, puking your guts out, all alone at home. When you come in next week, we can process that."

Sorry...one of those days when I'm feeling sarcastic.