@Ceph - (didn't you say you like Star Wars?). A local radio show here runs funny contests where listeners phone in and have to answer questions quickly (to try to prevent googling) for small prizes. This week's contest was, "Is it a Star Wars Character, or is it a disease?" You know, the callers had a hard time telling!

The last contest I remember was, "Is it a celebrity baby, or is it a beer."