She went to get her hair done today and came back looking like she did when we were dating.

The hair dresser asked her how many kids do you have at home. She told her none they are grown up. She siad wow, you don't look like you have grown kids. Wife told her I have 6 grandkids and the oldest is 12. The hair dresser was floored. She said you don't look like a grandparent.

It is true, everytime we go out she looks great and they try handing me the "senior" menu.
Well I have one thing to say about that....I am looking forward to collecting her Social Security before I get mine.