Thanks Gemini. After my appointment, I felt like someone punched me in the pelvis all day yesterday. Now I feel a lot better.
Being a woman isn't really all that fair, to be honest. All a dude has to do is slap on a latex condom, while we go through painful procedures like I did. Good thing I endured all this in the name of love, though. I can say I did it for a noble cause.
Also, on a completely random note, I found that I get this extreme aversion to cheese with an IUD. The smell alone repulses me. Odd thing to have, eh?