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Originally Posted by key tones
Someone tucked a wrapped gift under a Christmas tree on one of the ferry boats around here, and it set off a panic. They called in a bomb squad, and they determined it was just an unappreciated fruit cake someone was trying to get rid of.
I wonder if they detonated the fruit cake?
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Well, in all honesty, fruitcake is pretty dangerous. It can be hard enough to sometimes break teeth.
