I wonder what the Surgeon General does aside from putting warning labels on cigarette cartons...

I wonder what fast food meals at businesses such as KFC and McDonald's tasted like when they first began business...

I wonder who began counting the beginning of the "first" 2000 years and how far back they got in those 2000 years, like "Hey, bringing in the New Year in 592!"...and then before that...who was counting all this time?