You are not a failure! You are out there giving it what you've got and that is nothing short of respectable.

I agree with the above, keep your education but remove the dates. Military experience is impressive, regardless of when you served. Management experience is also good, even if you don't want to be a manager. It shows that you are self directed, can work under pressure, are honest and reliable and so much more.

Keep putting those resumes out there. Its going to pay off. Also don't under value yourself okay?