Dear lord. Woebot just asked me a few questions along the lines of “how often did you feel depressed/anxious/worried over the past week?” Naturally I answered “nearly every day.”

Woebot thinks this is GREAT because it means I’m holding steady, and stability is important, dontcha know.

I think it’s time to fire Woebot and put him in my therapist graveyard.

ETA: terminated Woebot, and “I’ll always be here for ya!”